Dangerous Games Dangerous Games

Free · Online · Mildly competitive

Online Game Night

Hosted, reluctantly supervised, by Dangerous Dave

We play board games online. Board Game Arena runs the games, Discord carries the trash talk. Both are free. Neither requires you to be good at anything.

Get the Discord invite Read the setup first First time? Start here

Four things to do first

Twenty minutes, once, and then never again

Got a computer and a microphone? That's the whole kit. No microphone on the computer? Play in the browser and talk through Discord on your phone. Nobody will know.

01

Install Discord

Free, on every device you own. This is how we hear each other complain. Step-by-step below if you want your hand held.

discord.com/download →
02

Join the server

Dangerous Dave's Server, raven icon, "General" voice channel. The invite link is below — it's the one thing on this page with an expiry date.

Get the link →
03

Make a BGA account

Board Game Arena runs the actual games in your browser. Also free. Also takes about ninety seconds.

boardgamearena.com →
04

Friend me on BGA

Search for TempestTpot. Yes, it should say DangerousDave. No, it cannot be changed. The avatar is a raven. Send the request.

A permanent monument to a rushed signup
The Discord invite

Once you're in: look down the left edge of Discord for Dangerous Dave's Server with the raven icon. Click it, then click the General voice channel. That's it. You've arrived.

If any of that went wrong

Every button, in order, for every device

Installing Discord on Windows or Mac
  1. Go to discord.com/download in any browser. It figures out which computer you have.
  2. Click Download for Windows or Download for Mac.
  3. Windows: double-click DiscordSetup.exe in your Downloads folder.
    Mac: double-click the .dmg, then drag the Discord icon into Applications.
  4. It installs itself and grabs any updates. Let it.
  5. Discord opens. Log in, or click Register if you're new.
Installing Discord on a phone
  1. Open the Google Play Store (Android) or App Store (iPhone).
  2. Search for Discord.
  3. Tap Install or Get on the official one.
  4. Open it, then log in or create an account.

Handy if your computer has no microphone: play in the browser, talk on the phone.

Joining the server with the invite link

On a computer, in the Discord app:

  1. Open Discord.
  2. In the server list down the left, click the + (Add a Server).
  3. Choose Join a Server.
  4. Paste the invite link from above into the box.
  5. Click Join Server.

Or just paste the link in your browser's address bar and press Enter — Discord will offer to open the app or carry on in the browser. No account yet? It'll walk you through making one.

On a phone: open the app, tap + at the bottom of the server list, tap Join a Server, paste the link, tap Join.

Sending a friend request on Board Game Arena
  1. Search for the username TempestTpot — or click my name after we've played a game together.
  2. Click the avatar or username to open the profile. Look for the raven.
  3. Hit Add Friend.
  4. Requests sent to you show up in your own account area, where you can accept or decline.

BGA moves its buttons around occasionally. If yours look different, the help section over there is decent.

What actually happens on the night

At the appointed hour, open Discord and find Dangerous Dave's Server in the left-hand list — raven icon. Click it, then click the General voice channel. You're in the room.

We usually open with something that seats a crowd and explains itself in two minutes. If enough people have paid BGA accounts we can run more than one table at once. We'll figure it out live, badly, as tradition demands.

Still stuck?

Technical difficulties, a dead invite link, or a question the page didn't answer. Send it through and it will be received with the usual reluctance.

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